"The world is off its hinges and the lib’rals are protecting them,
But we know what’s more fun is catching zombies and dissecting them.
It’s like that music video of Michael Jackson’s Thriller,
So I’m proud to stand before you as a modern-era zombie killer.
I don’t approve of inter-species sex (except the lower forms);
I also don’t agree with re-defining all our social norms.
I’d like to live my life without the lib’rals making fun o’ me;
I have the right to be a zombie bigot if I wanna be.
You lay a decomposing hand on any of my daughters, though,
And this retired zombie hunter can’t rule out a slaughter; no,
I’ll hunt the sons of bitches down; I’ll chase ‘em till I run ‘em raw.
I will not have a zombie for a pet or for a son-in-law!"
- "I Am the Very Model of a Modern-Era Zombie Killer"
The rewritten version, The Pirates of Penzance, in its 1980 off Broadway revival
The cast album of the 1981 Broadway production of The Pirates of Penzance
The full orchesstral score for The Pirates of Penzance
The public reading of The Zombies of Penzance will be January 8, 2018 at 8:00 p.m. Admission to the reading is free and open to the public. Tickets for the full production will go on sale in August 2018. The Marcelle Theater is at 3310 Samuel Shepard Drive, three blocks east of Grand, in Grand Center. Click here for directions.
All programs subject to change. New Line Theatre receives funding from the Regional Arts Commission and the Missouri Arts Council.